Zero
Nude

She’s nearly five hours older than her twin sister Zen, but Zero still has the identical measurements that allow “The Porcelain Twinz” to get us seeing (and shooting) double. This gorgeous Goth gal from Hermiston, Oregon is half of the legendary legendary stripping/firebreathing/fetish burlesque act known as “The Porcelain Twinz” that blew up in Portland, the strip club capital of the United States. We think Zero and Zen should’ve gone by ZZ topless, but “The Porcelain Twinz” works too. After becoming local sensations in the famously weird city, Penthouse came calling for the ladies to take some photos, which led to the twins transitioning to acting in almost exclusively skin showing roles. In what was their first ever film appearance, both of the Twinz go topless alongside Julie Strain while torturing a guy in the man gets to escape Hell by going back to earth and turning some folks evil flick, Purgatory Blues (2001). It’s hella sexy! While most of their work has been in B horror movies, they did make an appearance in a critically acclaimed biopic. Zero and Zen do a topless dance for Greg Kinnear in Auto Focus (2002), the story of what an absolute sex fiend Bob Crane from Hogan’s Heroes was until he got murdered. Just like in tennis, Zero meant love and fondling balls when we saw her and her sister live it up via some lesbian action in 13 Erotic Ghosts (2002), before, since no women are hotter than Zero, her and her sis got super kinky in Blood Gnome (2004). Zero ended her acting career with a shot of boob and bush for burlesque goddess Dita Von Teese in Saint Francis (2007), then moved on to writing some books about her time in the sexy side of showbiz. We hope it’s a picture book. With her little sis or without, one look at Zero and you’ll have the big O!